brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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