i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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