isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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