dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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