why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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