i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I can't turn off my feet"
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I enjoy the company of your penis
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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