: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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