the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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