the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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