did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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