Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
