ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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