i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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