You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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