Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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