oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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