Porn is love you can see.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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