BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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