I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
God, you're like boner-b-gone
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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