I hate your face
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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