spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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