but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Randomize
