just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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