Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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