I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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