is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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