I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Randomize
