is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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