How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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