all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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