You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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