so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
You made out with two different species that night
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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