My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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