I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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