Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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