i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
my poor anus
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
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