Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
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