I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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