I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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