so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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