did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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