And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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