The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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