Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I need to sanitize my soul.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Randomize
