i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
