my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Randomize
