Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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