I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
You did what with his pubic hair?
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