i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
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