i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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