She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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