I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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