I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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