I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I just blew my weed a kiss
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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