RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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